THE STANDARDS:

For a woman to make it into my collection, there are a few rules . . .


First and foremost:




She must be knock-down, drag-out BEAUTIFUL





Furthermore . . .




. . . she must be shaved . . .


. . . completely bald from the clit on down.








Lingerie is always a plus . . .








Erotic showers, the bath, etcetera.








She doesn't HAVE to be naked . . .






. . . but close to naked as possible.






Oh yeah - tits:



BIG TITS.








'Touching it' is an added bonus!







When I said "Big Tits," I'm talking REALLY STACKED.





Let's see here: Lingerie . . . check . . . Heels . . . check . . . and a



GOOD ATTITUDE.








Yeah, we sneak a few clam shots in every now and again . . .










Stockings and heels are absolutely de rigueur.






They don't have to be totally over-the-top massive in the Tit Department . . .



. . . but they have to be HEALTHY.







But most important of all . . .




She has to be BEAUTIFUL