ALL ABOUT TOWEL-HEADS

In these troubled times, it has become very difficult to distinguish the good towel-heads from the bad towel heads. Just where are the moderate Muslims, anyway? Do they actually exist?

The following is provided, to help you distinguish between a BAD 'towel-head' and a GOOD 'towel-head.' You must study the pictures carefully so that you will not confuse the two in a moment of indecision . . . it could save your life!





BAD towel-head:











and . . .








GOOD Towel-head: