IF BARBIE WAS REAL

- If Barbie were life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches and have a neck twice the size of a human's.

She drives a car that is 1/50th scale, and all her other accessories are made to the same scale. So, if we assume that Barbie herself is 1/50th scale, this makes her 7'2 in real life.






- If Barbie were life size, her measurements would be: 39-23-33

39 INCH TITS . . . in an unbelievable . . . . . . ( GASP! ) . . . . . . FF CUP ! ! !


- If a real woman were to have Barbie's proportions (in ratio to human measurements) she would have to walk on all fours in order to move

I dunno about that last, but there would DEFINITELY be back problems involved.










This bird touts herself as the Real Life Barbie.















I dunno . . . I explored her site and it says her tits are size 32E . . . that's impressive, but she's got a way to go to get into Barbie's 39" FF league . . .


She's 50 but she looks like she's 26 and her site suggests she once was for sale . . . I wonder if she still is? She's not really my type, but I'd like to fuck her just to say I did . . .


. . . comments?