JOANNA KRUPA

In the beginning she was just another supermodel . . .






She did into the usual series of cock-teasing lingerie layouts:



















As the career developed, she decided to push the envelope a bit . . .










. . . . things got a little more risqué . . .










As she got comfortable with the concept, she started feeling okay about showing a little more . . .



First one boob . . .






. . . then the other . . .






. . . then BOTH boobs . . .




By now the cat was out of the bag, so to speak . . .
















Once she got into being naked, you couldn't get her to put her clothes back on . . .






The (utterly predictable) Playboy spread . . .




































She's got a nice ass and everything, but are we ever going to see any clam?








A million dollars to the person who can definitively identify this as the Quim of Joanna Krupa:

FEMALE VIKINGS

By Special Request . . .







Ah, ah,

We come from the Land of the Ice and Snow,

From the Midnight Sun where the Hot Springs blow . . .
















Hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new land,

To fight the horde, sing and cry: Valhalla, I am coming!




















On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore . . .






















How soft your Fields so Green, can whisper Tales of gore,

Of how we calmed the Tides of War. We are your Overlords . . .























On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore . . .







































So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your Ruins,

For Peace and Trust can win the Day despite of all your Losing . . .





















. . . . . . . . . . lyrics: Led Zeppelin, The Immigrant Song

THE STANDARDS:

For a woman to make it into my collection, there are a few rules . . .


First and foremost:




She must be knock-down, drag-out BEAUTIFUL





Furthermore . . .




. . . she must be shaved . . .


. . . completely bald from the clit on down.








Lingerie is always a plus . . .








Erotic showers, the bath, etcetera.








She doesn't HAVE to be naked . . .






. . . but close to naked as possible.






Oh yeah - tits:



BIG TITS.








'Touching it' is an added bonus!







When I said "Big Tits," I'm talking REALLY STACKED.





Let's see here: Lingerie . . . check . . . Heels . . . check . . . and a



GOOD ATTITUDE.








Yeah, we sneak a few clam shots in every now and again . . .










Stockings and heels are absolutely de rigueur.






They don't have to be totally over-the-top massive in the Tit Department . . .



. . . but they have to be HEALTHY.







But most important of all . . .




She has to be BEAUTIFUL