then...in the morning, the maid showed up . . .
Then, UPS arrived . . .
Then I had forgotten to shop for groceries so I had to run down to the store and stare at shoppers for an hour . . .
On my way back, these biker bitches attacked me.
I couldn't even get into the kitchen because my wife's bridge club was preparing lunch!
Couldn't even grab a beer because everyone had their head stuck in my fridge . . .
I decided to go fishing with my buddy, but some girls showed up scaring all the fish away!
So I headed home to take a dip in the pool but yep, you guessed it: the wife's bridge club was still hanging around . . .
Finally I went to my last refuge - my office - but no privacy there either; my secretary was sleeping on the job!
Shitty Day Man!
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