Sunday, February 28, 2010
NASCAR BUSH SERIES
Now I understand why everyone says NASCAR is the fastest growing sport. Boy, am I dumb. All these years I thought the "Bush" series was about auto racing . . .
Don't ya just love the Bush series!
Don't ya just love the Bush series!
Saturday, February 27, 2010
ANOTHER SHITTY DAY ! ! !
I thought I'd finally have a quiet day -
then...in the morning, the maid showed up . . .
Then, UPS arrived . . .
Then I had forgotten to shop for groceries so I had to run down to the store and stare at shoppers for an hour . . .
On my way back, these biker bitches attacked me.
I couldn't even get into the kitchen because my wife's bridge club was preparing lunch!
Couldn't even grab a beer because everyone had their head stuck in my fridge . . .
I decided to go fishing with my buddy, but some girls showed up scaring all the fish away!
So I headed home to take a dip in the pool but yep, you guessed it: the wife's bridge club was still hanging around . . .
Finally I went to my last refuge - my office - but no privacy there either; my secretary was sleeping on the job!
Shitty Day Man!
then...in the morning, the maid showed up . . .
Then, UPS arrived . . .
Then I had forgotten to shop for groceries so I had to run down to the store and stare at shoppers for an hour . . .
On my way back, these biker bitches attacked me.
I couldn't even get into the kitchen because my wife's bridge club was preparing lunch!
Couldn't even grab a beer because everyone had their head stuck in my fridge . . .
I decided to go fishing with my buddy, but some girls showed up scaring all the fish away!
So I headed home to take a dip in the pool but yep, you guessed it: the wife's bridge club was still hanging around . . .
Finally I went to my last refuge - my office - but no privacy there either; my secretary was sleeping on the job!
Shitty Day Man!
Caution!!! New Snow Shoveling SCAM!!!
Don't say I didn't warn you about this well orchestrated scam!
Heavy falls of snow are again forecast and I wanted to warn you of this scam. Please be on the lookout for this pair in case they appear at your door.
They offered to shovel the snow from my driveway for only $10. Not ten minutes into the job they were at my door complaining about being cold. They said they wanted to come in to my house and get warm for a while.
Well, three hours later, they ended up leaving without finishing the driveway. I didn't get anything done around the house because I was afraid to take my eyes off of them.
Please don't let this happen to you!
Fortunately, I took their picture before they left so you should be able to identify them if they call on you. If these two appear on your doorstep, don't say you weren't warned!
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Heavy falls of snow are again forecast and I wanted to warn you of this scam. Please be on the lookout for this pair in case they appear at your door.
They offered to shovel the snow from my driveway for only $10. Not ten minutes into the job they were at my door complaining about being cold. They said they wanted to come in to my house and get warm for a while.
Well, three hours later, they ended up leaving without finishing the driveway. I didn't get anything done around the house because I was afraid to take my eyes off of them.
Please don't let this happen to you!
Fortunately, I took their picture before they left so you should be able to identify them if they call on you. If these two appear on your doorstep, don't say you weren't warned!
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